Where: Right here!
When: Right Now!
I will be serving up heaping helpings of me whining about: not being able to lose the last 6 lbs, why can't Youngest stop behaving poorly, why am I the only person in the house that knows how to 1) do laundry 2) do dishes, will we ever see Middle child again, where are the missing socks.
And when those helpings run out, I will be serving up a smorgasbord of : why are prices going up on everything but our paychecks are getting smaller, who the hell is going to run for President, how can these dogs and kids eat so much but hardly gain any weight, why can't I figure out how to Pin things on Pinterest??
Violins will be playing throughout the party.
So join me, won't you? It is sure to be a heck of a party. It has all ready been going on since last night and it is sure to last another couple days!
Your humble hostess with the mostess,
Cat
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