Unacceptable Valentine's gifts

Husband wondered out loud this morning what to get me for Valentine's Day. This is actually a no brainer occasion because I don't like chocolate so it is a card an heart balloon for me.

But it did make me think about things that I would not want to receive on Valentine's Day. Husband helped me compile the list as I am feeling very brain dead today. And also note, these are things that Me, a 42 year old mom and wife would not want to get. You may want some of these things and that is perfectly ok. No judging here.

* Any perfume that does not come in smaller than a Liter bottle

*Anything from Vermont Teddy Bear. They have a 4 1/2 foot tall teddy bear now to "keep you company when your man isn't home". Ok, I have three little people in my house that are all over 4 1/2 feet tall that keep me company when my man isn't home, it costs $100, and I am FORTY TWO years old. No more stuffed animals for me.

*Gym membership

*Shoes that can make my butt look better (I all ready have a pair and my butt still looks the same)

*A new vacuum cleaner 

*A tattoo of my loved ones face anywhere on my body. Or a tattoo of his name, that's the KISS of death in a relationship.

*Cold cuts. Daughter thought that would be a lousy Valentine's gift and I concur.

I am sure you all have some good ones you can think of and I would love to hear them.

A note about the heart balloon: Husband gives it to me and I happily give it to Youngest as he has a real love affair going on with balloons. It makes him feel special and isn't that what Valentine's Day is all about?

Almost half way thru the week. Yay!!

Cat